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So. ... I'm reading through Eugene Peterson's The Message. Reading his contemporary language version of the psalms. I'm trying to get some more homework done, and not freak out about my final ministry interview tomorrow. Or the snowy drive I have tonight. And then? M-preg. WTF? No. Really. What. The. Fuck

Psalm 7, verse 14, according to Peterson.

Look at that guy!
He had sex with sin,
he's pregnant with evil.
Oh, look! He's having
the baby - a Lie-Baby!

So, this is beachlass, curled up and rocking back and forth at her desk... oh, no.... it wasn't enough that the first hymn on Sunday had a verse about life spurting out of the throbbing vein... or that I had to preach on short notice about the body of Christ... or that

lykomancer prompted an entirely filthy image to go with God's hand. Or that, 'debriefing' makes me think of panties dropping. No. Apparently, I needed mpreg in my psalms. And so now, I'm thinking of Itachi, pregnant with evil and his lie-baby. I am so fucked.

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LOL at your icon! :D

Well, you know, there's this fabulously clever aristocratic title generator written by a rather nice woman...

You'd think if evil knocked men up Orochimaru'd stop worrying aobut where he'd get his next body.

Alright, now I'm more disturbed, because that make sense.

See? He could have just taken an uchida baby form the hospital, split, taken over, and breed his new body against other's till he got a nice little hybrid.

Ok. You? Are cut off. No more dialogic, intertextual bible interpretation for you. Plus, you've scared Sasuke, and he's now hiding in the bushes.

It'd be a hyuugaa-uchida-spider dude bleed with super boner powers byt he fith generation!
Screw this chasing around dangeorus people bullshit.

And sasuke'd be out thoe the equation. Who needs the little emo brat when you can grow your own?

And he'd have a career as a porn star?

.. I was of course refering to the bone-guy garraa crushes to go, but you have to think.

if you can coat yourself with organic metal...

And or bone....

it'd be like a sheath, right?

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