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beachlass ([personal profile] beachlass) wrote2008-10-15 12:09 pm
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SGA fic
Rating G, crack
Disclaimer 1: Neither the Stargate characters, nor the genius of Maurice Sendak belong to me.
Disclaimer 2: I'm not sure this makes a whole lot of sense, but I'm putting it out there, because it's driving me crazy living in my head.


From the time John arrived at SG command, he was in trouble of one kind and another. His commanding officers called him insubordinate, but John said "The Wraith will eat you up", so he was sent to the brig without eating anything.

That very night in John's cell, a wormhole grew, and grew, until Rodney's voice came through, and the walls become a new world all around. And a ocean tumbled by, with a puddlejumper for John, so he stepped in and flew away, through night and day and in and out of weeks almost through many light years, until he came to the places of the Pegasus Stars.

The Pegasus galaxy was filled with things that roared terrible roars and there was Rodney rolling his eyes, and Teyla's smile had an edge of teeth and Ronon's knives were like terrible claws. And John lit up the city by walking through the halls, and he didn't blink once.

"And now," cried John "Let the adventures start!"

"Now stop." TPTB said, and sent the characters off to bed without much warning.

"Oh no, please don't go" the fans cried out "We'll slash you up, we love you so"  And John said "Oh?"

So the Pegasus galaxy kept roaring it's terrible roars, and Rodney rolled his eyes, and Teyla showed her teeth and Ronon sharpened his knives. And John stepped into his puddlejumper and led the way, through night and day, and in and out of weeks and through many lightyears. But he always came back to the night of his very own room, where Rodney waited for him. And it was still hot.


[identity profile] spike21.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
awwwwww. Wierd but sweet. Or possibly sweet, but wierd. *g*

[identity profile] beachlass.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Belated thanks!

[identity profile] cat-latin.livejournal.com 2008-11-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yes. This is made to be read aloud. Or some clever fanartist needs to pastiche it.

[identity profile] beachlass.livejournal.com 2008-11-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much for reading it! I'm thrilled that you liked it.