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For any number of reasons, this is my offering to the universe today.

I think it's only fair to say at this point that if successive links to obscure british operas, and vintage american pop isn't your thing... this may not be the journal you are looking for. de-friend at will

Date: 2007-02-16 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursday-kat.livejournal.com
and not that you needed to see all my horrific self doubting inner workings...

Date: 2007-02-16 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beachlass.livejournal.com
Wait... I thought wearing our self doubt on our sleeves acted as our security clearance badges.

Date: 2007-02-16 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursday-kat.livejournal.com
*laughs* omg that is soo true!

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security officer: mame, i can't let you in here *blocks door to fandom*

fan gurl: why?!?!?! i just love naruto to pieces, i must join!

security: sorry, you need one of these to get in *points to SD badge*

fan gurl: what? what's that?

security: proof that you'll fit into the fandom

fan gurl: oh! ok! how do i get one?

security: well, the thing is, you seem happy and well adjusted and chock full of self-esteem...

fan gurl: that's a problem? but...but...everyone loves me! i'm all that is goodness and sweetness and light!

security: fine, don't say i didn't warn ya' *lets fan gurl in*

....*two minutes later, fan gurl comes hurtling out*

security: i did try to stop you.

fan gurl: *shuddering* they were angsting, and wangsting, and ranting all over the place. people were writing deathfics and smut!!! a couple of them were fighting over who's interpretation of sasuke was correct and another group was involved in something called "The Shipping Wars"! i'm pretty sure someone was crying in the dark, musty corner across from the soapbox! they all need help!

security: yeah...that's...well....

fan gurl: who'd want to go there?!?! they're all crazy!

security: yeah...well....oh, hi dr!

dr: all right jo? i'm just here to gather more data.

security: 'k, head on in, it's apparently wild in there today.

dr: *looks gleeful, nearly rubs hands together* good, good
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*dies* god i love the fandom!

Date: 2007-02-16 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beachlass.livejournal.com
*laughs until her sore throat hurts again*

omg - that is too funny.

Date: 2007-02-16 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursday-kat.livejournal.com
is it bad that i amused myself as well?

Date: 2007-02-16 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beachlass.livejournal.com
One of the more common sayings amongst my close friends is: "Well, at least we think we're funny."

Date: 2007-02-16 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursday-kat.livejournal.com
*laughs* and we are darling we are!

and i'mma stop spamming you now....work in t-minus 6 3/4 hours....(though it is the end of the seven day week! glorious!)

Date: 2007-02-16 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jbmcdragon.livejournal.com
*cracks up* You're awesome. :D

J

Date: 2007-02-16 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursday-kat.livejournal.com
*grins* you know it's so true or at least 98% true :)

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