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[beachlass]

From rainjoyous, What's your favorite memory of us that never happened? When we started that cult on a dare, then our disciples decided to sacrifice us, and we fought our way out of the compound armed with only our wits, a stapler and a shotgun? Or was it the time we eloped, only to divorce in 4 hours, after discovering irreconcilable differences over which was the correct way to spread peanut butter on toast?

Post and I'll give you a memory that never happened. Probably not involving peanut butter.

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And then they closed the highway, and we ended up sleeping in the booth at the roadside cafe, while the waitress got stoned in the kitchen, and the woman with the toy dog tried to hire someone to plow the road just for her.