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[beachlass]

From rainjoyous, What's your favorite memory of us that never happened? When we started that cult on a dare, then our disciples decided to sacrifice us, and we fought our way out of the compound armed with only our wits, a stapler and a shotgun? Or was it the time we eloped, only to divorce in 4 hours, after discovering irreconcilable differences over which was the correct way to spread peanut butter on toast?

Post and I'll give you a memory that never happened. Probably not involving peanut butter.

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But remember how exhausting it was trying to bottle feed a unicorn foal? Remember how it kept throwing up the milk we were feeding it, until we figured out that the only thing it could keep down was single malt scotch?

And then later? With the noodles?

I was glad to get home after that vacation. And I never did find the picnic basket.