Mission Report: M5B 1Y7

[beachlass]

Mission Report: M5B 1Y7
Gate Team SGA:1
Submitted by: Specialist Dex

Terrain: Forest
Inhabited: Yes
Possibility of Trading: Yes.
Potential Trade Items (Import): Cheese, cultural exchange.
Potential Trade Exports: Pole dancing Cultural exchange, some of that orange noodle stuff McKay and Chuck hoard
Intercultural Cues: Physical contact between SGA team members may be interpreted as inappropriate sexual overtones needing more appropriate expression.
Followup: McKay will be out of the shower and wiping the server in about 5 minutes; download the pictures while they're still on it. Confiscate Teyla's camera - authority Dr. R. McKay.


You know, as opposed to breaking my characters in half and filling them with cream cheese and Splenda and putting them it tutus so they can express their love via interpretive dance.     - beadattitude 

Comments

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

OMG, I almost choked on my gum! HEEEE.

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Yay! (Not for the almost-choking, thought)

[linabean.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, one of my favorite parts of canon is the terse glee Ronon takes in fucking with Rodney (and, more recently, Woolsey. As this report is for him, I'm sure). Thanks for bringing it out!

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading!