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[beachlass]

From rainjoyous, What's your favorite memory of us that never happened? When we started that cult on a dare, then our disciples decided to sacrifice us, and we fought our way out of the compound armed with only our wits, a stapler and a shotgun? Or was it the time we eloped, only to divorce in 4 hours, after discovering irreconcilable differences over which was the correct way to spread peanut butter on toast?

Post and I'll give you a memory that never happened. Probably not involving peanut butter.

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[jbmcdragon.livejournal.com]

My favorite memory of us was when we rented those two horses, and it turned out they were magic horses and took us up to the sky! Only then it turned out they were magic horses with perverse senses of humor, and they tried to DITCH us 200 feet up. >.>

Good thing that alien ship came along! Even if they did have an unnatural obsession with twizzle sticks. >.>

J

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

I didn't mind so much about the twizzle sticks, but it kind of bothered me that they posted those pictures of us on Facebook, because now I get a lot of friend requests from alien women with names like Zyzzlamazlon, who are 'looking for a good time'.

*shudders*