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[beachlass]

From rainjoyous, What's your favorite memory of us that never happened? When we started that cult on a dare, then our disciples decided to sacrifice us, and we fought our way out of the compound armed with only our wits, a stapler and a shotgun? Or was it the time we eloped, only to divorce in 4 hours, after discovering irreconcilable differences over which was the correct way to spread peanut butter on toast?

Post and I'll give you a memory that never happened. Probably not involving peanut butter.

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[beachlass.livejournal.com]

I didn't mind so much about the twizzle sticks, but it kind of bothered me that they posted those pictures of us on Facebook, because now I get a lot of friend requests from alien women with names like Zyzzlamazlon, who are 'looking for a good time'.

*shudders*